Divina Commedia

"Odio la realidad, pero es en el único sitio donde se puede comer un buen filete"
Woody Allen
Mi tumblr, mis reglas.
18. Madrileña de pura cepa. Si pudiera poseer el reloj de Benjamin Button, ese cuyas agujas van en dirección contraria, muchas cosas cambiarían en mi vida.
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Cambiar para bien.

sparaglipietro:

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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tomileaks:

mandonguilla:

tomileaks:

mandonguilla:

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theponyartcollection:

Mlp Queen Chrysalis by *sandara

theponyartcollection:

Mlp Queen Chrysalis by *sandara

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multi-ninja:

the-abettor:

madeofdoom:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:


 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
“Forever reblogg”.


Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward
I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all
I like Disney, so I must be a kid. 
I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 

I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.
I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.
I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.
I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

I’m white,so I must be privileged and never have a hard life.

I’m Christian, so I must hate other cultures, hate gays, hate those who have a different religion/beliefs than me, shove my beliefs down everyone’s throats, consider non-Christians to be evil, claim to be absolutely perfect, and think to be much better than everyone else
(Finally, I’m able to release my fustrations on stereotypes revolving around me just because I believe in God.
Maxime, I’m hoping that you’ll read this knowing how scary it is to reveal who I am to you and many others, despite being friends, because I know you, along with a majority of my school friends are athiests. I love you along with every single friend I’ve known throughout my life, but with many hating my people just because of what we believe in, I’m scared of being judged by those closest to me, because let’s face it; we automatically stereotype people, whether we mean to or not, so those stereotypes don’t really leave people’s minds.)

multi-ninja:

the-abettor:

madeofdoom:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid. 

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 

I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.

I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.

I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.

I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

I’m white,so I must be privileged and never have a hard life.

I’m Christian, so I must hate other cultures, hate gays, hate those who have a different religion/beliefs than me, shove my beliefs down everyone’s throats, consider non-Christians to be evil, claim to be absolutely perfect, and think to be much better than everyone else

(Finally, I’m able to release my fustrations on stereotypes revolving around me just because I believe in God.

Maxime, I’m hoping that you’ll read this knowing how scary it is to reveal who I am to you and many others, despite being friends, because I know you, along with a majority of my school friends are athiests. I love you along with every single friend I’ve known throughout my life, but with many hating my people just because of what we believe in, I’m scared of being judged by those closest to me, because let’s face it; we automatically stereotype people, whether we mean to or not, so those stereotypes don’t really leave people’s minds.)

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agusvian:

Guido Reni - Hipómenes y Atalanta. Hay pocas obras barrocas que de verdad me vuelven loco. Voy a ejemplificarme con esta. La pose, las manos, la abertura de las piernas, y los paños con sus pliegues. 

agusvian:

Guido Reni - Hipómenes y Atalanta. Hay pocas obras barrocas que de verdad me vuelven loco. Voy a ejemplificarme con esta. La pose, las manos, la abertura de las piernas, y los paños con sus pliegues. 

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travelingcolors:

Byodo-in Temple, Oahu | Hawaii (by Kimberly Ronning)

travelingcolors:

Byodo-in Temple, Oahu | Hawaii (by Kimberly Ronning)

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catsbooksandtheholylance:

ABOMINATIONS - set 2!

Marodra and Caterbra! 

its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins. 

seriously guys, it’s so much fun!

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